2006-09-10T08:50:00.000-07:00

HI! I'M HANNAH TIMBERLAKE AND I'M 20. I HAVE A SPICY LITTLE SISTER NAMED SOPHIA TIMBERLAKE WHO I CALL SPICY. I LIVE IN A CONDO IN L.A WITH SPICY. MY DADDY GETS ME WHATEVER I WANT! I HAVE TWO POODLE'S THAT I DIED PINK FOR MY BIRTHDAY! THE POODLE'S NAMES ARE SPICY AND HOT. HOT IS MINE AND SPICY MY SISTERS. I GO TO UCLA AND I RULE THE SCHOOL. I AM SO POPULAR AND WHERE THE RICHES CLOTHES. EVERYONE LOVES ME AND MY MONEY. I GET ALL A's BECAUSE I PAY LOOKERS TO DO MY HOMEWORK, I HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY. RIGHT NOW MY BUTLER IS RIGHTING THIS. ON TESTS I JUST CHEAT, IT'S WHAT I DO! LOL! MY FAVORITE COLOR IS HOT PINK AND I PUT DIAMOND PINK STONES ON MY CELL. NOT A BIG SECRET. I HAVE A SIDEKICK 3 AND IT'S SO HOT! PEOPLE CALL MY RICH GIRL OR MOSTLY HOT STUFF! MY BIRTHDAY IS ON CHRISTMAS SO I GET DOUBLE THE PRESENTS. EVEN THOUGH I'M CHRISTIAN I STILL GET WHATEVER I WANT FOR EVERY DAY OF HANUKKAH. MY BOYFRIEND IS THE HOTTEST GUY IN SCHOOL AND HE IS THE STAR OF THE VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM. I AM THE HEAD CHEERLEADER AND I AM SO HOT! I WAS THE GIRL WHO INSPIRED HANNAH MONTANA. SHE AND I ARE LIKE BEST FRIENDS, I MEAN MILEY CYRIS. I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HANNAH MONTANA AND I HAVE SUCH A AMAZING HOT VOICE! I ALSO INSPIRED PINK TO NAME HERSELF PINK AND HER SONG STUPID GIRLS, I'M THE GIRL. ALSO JUST THE GIRL IS ME! MY BOTHER IS SO HOT. HE NAME IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. ME AND MY SISTER GAVE HIM THE IDEA TO DO THE SONG SEXYBACK. YOU MIGHT THINK THAT HE'S REALLY NOT OUR BROTHER BUT HE JUST DOESN'T TELL ANYONE! OOPPS! I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT!I WAS ONE OF THE HOT DANCERS IN THE SONG STUPID GIRLS WHEN THEY DID IT AT THE KIDS CHOICE AWARDS. SAME WITH SPICY. WE ALSO CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS! LOVE YA! BYE HOT STUFF! CALL ME! MY # IS 1-310-555-5O24!
XOXLOVEXOX,
HANNAH TIMBERLAKE

Spicy Hot!